Discreet sex toy delivery to Melbourne
Discount sex toys, male toys, lingerie, lube and more delivered discreetly to Melbourne. Orders are dispatched the same business day by Australia Post, with express available. Free shipping over $85, always in plain packaging.
Delivery times and costs to Melbourne
Melbourne is a metro area. Orders placed before 1pm AEST (Queensland time) are dispatched the same business day by Australia Post from our Queensland warehouse.
| Service | Metro (Melbourne) | Regional VIC | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2–5 business days | 3–6 business days | $6.95 flat rate |
| Express | Next business day | 2–5 business days | $14 flat rate |
| Free standard delivery | 2–5 business days | 3–6 business days | Free over $85 |
Order cutoff in Melbourne time
Our warehouse runs on Queensland time, which doesn't change for daylight saving. Melbourne does, so the cutoff moves on your clock during the warmer months.
- April to October
- Order by 1pm Melbourne time for same-day dispatch
- October to April
- Order by 2pm Melbourne time (daylight saving)
- Weekends
- Orders placed on the weekend are dispatched the next business day
Delivering across Greater Melbourne
We deliver to every Melbourne suburb, plus the Mornington Peninsula, Yarra Valley, Geelong, Ballarat and Bendigo. Areas outside metro Melbourne may take closer to regional delivery times.
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What arrives at your door
Plain outer packaging
Nothing on the outside says what's inside or who sent it.
Homes, offices and PO Boxes
Send it wherever it is easiest to receive.
Tracked by Australia Post
You get a tracking email once your order is dispatched.
Melbourne delivery questions
How long does delivery to Melbourne take?
Standard delivery to Melbourne takes 2–5 business days and express is next business day. Orders placed before 1pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.
What time do I need to order by in Melbourne?
Order by 1pm Queensland time for same-day dispatch. That's 1pm in Melbourne from April to October, and 2pm in Melbourne during daylight saving, from October to April.
Is the packaging really discreet?
Yes. Every order ships in plain, discreet packaging with no identifying marks or sign of what is inside.
Can you deliver to my work or a PO Box?
Yes. We deliver to residential addresses, business addresses and PO Boxes anywhere in Melbourne.
Do you deliver outside the Melbourne CBD?
Yes. We deliver across Greater Melbourne, including the Eastern and Western Suburbs, Bayside and Frankston, as well as the Mornington Peninsula, Yarra Valley, Geelong, Ballarat and Bendigo.
Can I pick up my order in Melbourne?
No. All orders ship from our Queensland warehouse, and there's no pickup point in Melbourne. Choose express at checkout if you need it quickly.