Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain
Cheeky, realistic and impossible to overlook, the Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain brings anatomically inspired detail to a compact, flexible design made for bags, keys, party gifts and adult novelty collections.
Measuring approximately 11.3 cm overall with a curved 10.1 cm shaft, the flesh-toned design features sculpted veins, skin-like folds, a defined head and realistic colouring, finished with shiny metal keychain hardware for an extra playful touch.
Small enough for your keys. Detailed enough to get a second look.
The Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain takes classic adult humour and gives it a surprisingly realistic finish, combining a flexible flesh-toned shaft with sculpted veins, natural-looking folds and a prominently defined head.
At approximately 11.3 cm overall, it has enough size to make an impact without becoming impractical as a novelty accessory. The curved shaft measures approximately 10.1 cm from the lower section to the tip, with a width of around 3.4 cm through the thicker shaft and approximately 2.6 cm near the head.
The sculpted lower section measures approximately 6.2 cm high and 4.8 cm wide, completing the realistic silhouette while providing the mounting area for the metal keychain hardware.
Visually, this little accessory goes much further than a basic joke keyring. The warm flesh colouring is complemented by subtle darker vein detailing running along the shaft, while the skin-like texture, pronounced ridge and anatomical shaping create a more lifelike appearance.
The metal attachment includes a circular connector and clasp, allowing the keychain to be attached to keys, bags, costume accessories or display pieces.
Flexible, detailed and guaranteed to start a conversation, this is adult novelty design that fully commits to the joke.
Features
- Realistic Penis Design: Sculpted head, veins, folds and skin-like texture create a highly detailed appearance.
- Flexible Construction: Soft-touch body bends easily for handling and novelty use.
- Compact 11.3 cm Size: Large enough to stand out while remaining portable.
- Curved Shaft: Sculpted curve enhances the realistic silhouette.
- Flesh-Toned Finish: Skin-inspired colouring with subtle vein detailing.
- Metal Keychain Hardware: Includes polished connectors and clasp for attaching to keys, bags or accessories.
- 118 g Weight: Compact enough for carrying, gifting or display.
- Adult Novelty Appeal: Suited to party gifts, novelty collections, hens nights, bucks nights and humorous accessories.
Product Specifications
- Product Type: Adult novelty penis keychain
- Brand: FAAK
- Vendor Code: S8039
- Colour: Flesh tone
- Material: Flexible soft-touch material; exact composition not specified
- Overall Length: Approximately 11.3 cm
- Shaft Length: Approximately 10.1 cm
- Shaft Width: Approximately 3.4 cm
- Head Width: Approximately 2.6 cm
- Lower Sculpted Section Height: Approximately 6.2 cm
- Lower Sculpted Section Width: Approximately 4.8 cm
- Weight: Approximately 118 g
- Flexibility: Flexible
- Attachment: Metal keychain connectors and clasp
What's Included
- 1 x Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain
Product Care & Cleaning
Wipe the novelty penis keychain clean with a soft, damp cloth after handling.
Use a small amount of mild soap where required, then wipe away any residue with a clean damp cloth.
Do not soak or fully immerse the complete product unless the manufacturer specifically confirms that both the flexible material and metal hardware are suitable for immersion.
Dry the metal hardware thoroughly after cleaning to help reduce moisture-related tarnishing or corrosion.
Avoid bleach, abrasive cleaners, solvents and harsh household chemicals.
Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight or excessive heat, as this may affect the colour or flexibility of the material.
Store clean and dry away from sharp objects and other soft or strongly coloured materials that may cause staining, colour transfer or material interaction.
Safety Information
This product is designed as an adult novelty keychain and accessory.
Because the exact material specifications have not been supplied and metal keychain hardware is permanently attached, do not use this product for vaginal, anal or other internal insertion unless FAAK specifically confirms that use.
Inspect the flexible body and metal attachment points regularly for tearing, cracking, loose fittings or sharp edges.
Discontinue use as an accessory if any component becomes damaged or develops exposed or sharp edges.
